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Roxas and Desert's Adventure with CleverBotUser: POKEMON.

Cleverbot: Haven't caught any, yet.

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How death created allHow death created all

I fell, i fell far into the darkness, I asked for water and before you know it I was around water. I could breathe underwater, I felt alone...so I add fishes. I fear for my life as soon dangerous predators started to appear. So I wanted land. Land grow, the land itself looked dead... So I started to grow the plants. I suddenly began to see a fish walk on land... I gave it support as I accidentally help it out.

That creature had a pack, which I gave them fruit...but they couldn't see in the darkness. So I gave them the stars, the sun and the moon. I left after that.

I went to reaches part of the universe where I create
Black and ShinyBlack and Shiny.
That’s the first thing that came to my mind when I looked at this monstrosity.
Black and Shiny.
It seemed out of place here. It stood among a pile of broken objects and rotten food, yet it looked as though it was brand new.
Why on Earth would a thing so beautiful, so pristine, be in a place like this?
I took a swig from the almost-empty flask I held in my hand.
I stared at its cold, unforgiving mouth.
Blind, stinking drunk, they said.
I threw the flask against a pile of broken refrigerators, where it shattered.
SCREW THEM!
I’m not drunk! And if I am, it’s their own damn fault!
I stumbled slightly, hot tea
Just a little rantBrains!

"Brains!" This is one of the things people have associated with Zombies. While it may be funny on a tee shirt or a button on one’s backpack. Zombies do not distinguish between brains and flesh. Whenever I hear someone making the joke of Zombies eat brains, I suddenly know that I am the wiser in the group. I chose to keep my silence but not anymore. We have seen Zombies feasting on flesh ever since White Zombie was released in 1932. Everyone remembers that moment in Night of the Living Dead, seeing that young girl with her back to the camera. Hearing her feeding noises and then when she turns to see she has been feasting on a hu
Wicked     So, it looks like everyone is having a wonderful time. Hi, good to see you. Very nice to meet you. Hi there, I’m Robin, here’s my card. Let’s go to lunch sometime. Ah, and here’s the birthday girl, surrounded by all of these gifts and her good little friends. Oh and here’s King Eric and Queen Ariel. You certainly invited a great number of people, but somehow you seemed to have overlooked the one person who could have been your most delightful guest. Oh, no, no, don’t apologize. My feelings are hurt, yes, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t brought along a special gift for the princess. A brand
a breakup song(?)I still remember the day it happened,
the screaming, shouting, so much pain.
I wish now I could take it all back but now it's too late,
feelings lost,
bridges burnt,
I wish we could go back to the way we were.

Wish we could work this out but I know its hopeless,
missing your voice,
missing your hypnotising eyes,
missing your presence all together.
Wish you could come back but I know it ain't happening,
maybe we would just be better off alone...

I miss the days we used to hang together,
just me and you together in the park,
me and you it pains me to think about now,
You know I still care,
why are you breaking my heart like this?
Do you think
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Peter and John: Why do elephants wear red socks?JOHN: Hey Peter, do you know why elepthans wear red socks?
PETER: No, why?
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PETER: Yeah right.
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PETER: No...
JOHN: See?
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LEGO NINJAGO SEASON 3

:iconflymyway:

FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE THE CARTOONNETWORK NINJAGO SERIES MARK YOUR CALENDERS FOR THIS EVENT!

SEASON 3 OF NINJAGO
AIRS: NOV. 17TH 2012
EPISODES:
EPISODE 1: DARKNESS SHALL RISE
EPISODE 2: PIRATES V.S NINJA
EPISODE 3: DOUBLE TROUBLE
EPISODE 4: NINJABALL FUN
EPISODE 5: CHILD'S PLAY
EPISODE 6: WRONG PLACE WRONG TIME
EPISODE 7: THE STONE ARMY
EPISODE 8: THE DAY NINJAGO STOOD STILL
EPISODE 9: THE LAST VOYAGE
EPISODE 10: ISLAND OF DARKNESS
EPISODE 11: THE TICKING CLOCK
EPISODE 12: THE OVER LORD COMETH,(SPOILER LLOYDE MIGHT KILL GARMODON IN THIS EPISODE DUE TO DESCRIPTION.)
EPISODE 13: THE ULTIMATE SPINJITSU MASTER,(ONE LAST SPOILER,GARMODON IS DEAD IN THIS EPISODE.)

I WILL UPDATE WITH MORE NEWS LATER.
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~privatespy2 Aug 7, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
From what i've read, there will be a new season where Garmadon is killed.
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~numbah4fan May 28, 2012
I can't wait for this season! I want to see it right away, but the faster it comes, the faster my summer from school goes.... Ug!
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~Jettheninja12 Apr 21, 2012
Who's Garmadon Lloyd or Wu's brother
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(NINJA GO!) :ninja: :onfire:
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~Ladybugbecca429 Apr 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YESSSS.
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~Diih-Away Apr 16, 2012
WOOHOO!!!
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